We produce files that cannot be traced back to our website, nor can they be decompiled, as well as being virus and spyware free! Our files are in various formats and have different characteristics to match those of your assignment length to provide you with the absolute best load of bullsh*t possible.

 

This is very important so that your file blends in with your peers. For your teacher, a good indicator that something unusual is going on would be if the size of your file was drastically different than everyone else’s.

 

Many people try renaming a different type of file and sending it as their assignment; however, are more often than not, unsuccessful. A major reason why is that the size often is dropped to 1 KB, additionally, some newer operating systems and software versions are capable of detecting that the file they are trying to open is not actually a Word file but a picture.  This occurs because there are still recognizable internal characteristics of the original file type.

 

Our files are different because they are compiled using the actual controls the programs use for their file saving. The files are then filled with additional, non-pertinent data to achieve the necessary file size.  

 

Our goal is to provide you with the absolute best simulated technical error in order to buy you more time to pull your real work together.

 

 

 

Eventhough you're not cheating academically, you are cheating socially, so it is important that you make sure you are smart about it in order to avoid detection. While every situation varies, we have two simple rules, which if you abide by, will make sure that this little bullsh*t exploit works wonders! Additionally, we suggest that you also follow these tips:

1Be confident! Your teacher will not be able to open the file and it will appear to be an issue on their end.

2When submitting your work, DO NOT make any inferences that your mile may not be able to open After all, you do not want to undermine your credibility beforehand.

3Send your completed file immediately after your instructor discovers the error to be most effective.

If you need even more time after your teacher discovers the problem, you can use the famous line "I had not checked my email until now."

Still having doubts? Trust us, it works - why wouldn't it? Forget the teachers saying they do not accept late assignments, an error with your file is the exception to that rule - after all, stuff happens especially when you're dealing with an electronic file.

How are we able to help you finish your assignment?

Simple! We buy you a little extra time by offering corrupted files to send to your teacher. 

This is how it works-

1. Download the file which most closely resembles your assignment.

2. Submit the file to your teacher electronically, just as you would do if your work was actually complete.

3. Enjoy the time you have just bought yourself and finish your actual assignment.

It will take a day, generally longer,  for the teacher to discover that they are unable to open your file. Essentially, you have just bullsh*tted a way to greatly improve your workload. Our files are not actual assignments so they are not plagarism, they are size specific so your file blends in with the other students, and are the best way to bullsh*t a computer error when you need it the most. 

The reason this works is because many instructors prefer electronic file submission over hardcopy. Whenever you deal with technology, there is a chance for problems. This approach to getting extra time for your assignment simply exploits this opportunity, call it collateral damage.

Assuming you finish your work in the extra time, this approach will work flawlessly - see our Tips for Pulling it Off for some extra help. 

Q: Is this Plagiarism?

 

A: No. You are not turning in someone else's paper, you’re turning in your paper, but with a simulated technical error to prevent the teacher from opening it. Many people share their past assignments, some students even copy and paste from them – this is plagiarism. Turning in a corrupted file is simply a way to bullsh*t some extra time.

 

Q: Are these files a virus or something?

A: No. These files simply do not open. They are not a virus or spyware of any type, and the source code contains no actual executable commands, so your files will not break your teachers computer, or your own for that matter.

 

Q: Isn’t this cheating?

A: That is a matter of interpretation, but in our humble opinion- No. We define cheating in terms of stealing – copying someone’s homework, looking at a neighbors paper out of the corner of your eye, deliberate actions that are purposely done to improve your personal outcome. It is a grey area because you are still doing your assignment, you are just bullsh*tting a way to get some additional time. So no, this is not cheating.

 

Q: What happens if I get caught?

A: You won’t. No teacher wants to fail their student, especially over a technical error. Technical errors do happen and they happen often. Because of this, not being able to view your assignment is infinitely more believable than your aunt dying, being sick, getting into a car accident, or any other bullsh*t excuse you can come up with. If your teacher does give you a hard time, simply tell them you do not know what happened because we can assure you, they do not know what the problem is either. For more information see Tips for Pulling it off.

 

Q: What exactly is a corrupted file?

A: A file that cannot open because of a technical error. For more information about our files, click here.